subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.
I would literally do crack to hit him harder
Has anyone else been in the strangest, most indecipherable headspace of their life lately
woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery
tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS
Witchcraft by Frank Sinatra except playing on vinyl while you cook up some potions on a stormy night. Meanwhile our very needy cat keeps trying to trip you as you walk back and forth between your ingredients cabinet and your cauldron, which is dangling over an open fire.
david and patrick are the enemies to friends to lovers trope except they were only enemies for 2 hours and david was the only one who thought they were enemies thanks for coming to my ted talk
patrick: i’m just gonna ask you these questions on the form you have to fill out it’s my job
david: who the fuck is this guy? who the fuck does he think he is?
I think my account was hacked, I haven’t been on here in months 😂😳🙈🙊😜
“pale creatures with bulging eyes hide in the cornfields” “don’t answer when you hear the corn scream”
BITCH i don’t CARE let’s talk about those fuckin w̷̭̐̎h̸̩̑e̵͙̹̕a̴̻̬̍͛t̴̨̡̧̺͈͚̟̯͓͉̳̺̠̺̮͉̟͙̞̖͉̥̖̦̝͎͕̥̳̂̌̈́̊͜͝ͅ f̴̧̡̛͖̼͕̳͔̬͍̗̗̳̍̆̍̚ḯ̵̱̯̦̪͜͝e̵̢̛̼̟̻̹͇̹̮̩͂̿͂̐̊̍̔̌͠ͅl̸̡̨̡̘̟̬̝̤̙̺̮̘̏̂ḑ̷̨͙̠̳̖̘͚͈̼̺̹͔̰̙̥̱̰̬͕͍̳̥̩̼̯͖̪̯̳̫̦̯͈̟͇̦͎̦̲̗̯̩̱̈́͋̃̾̋̍͂̈́̌̔̓͐̆̎̉̑͒̈̅̀̑͂̅̚͜͝ͅṣ̵̨̢̧̨̨̨̡̧̛̛̛̞̦̹̤̝̩̠̺̘͍̦͚̖̞͎̪̪͕̝̻̮̱͇̯̟̪̬̠̯̣͇͖̜̱̙̣̣̝̳̱̠̟̮̺̬̣͈̦̺͈͕̐̓̽̄͒̑̂̂̒̑̀̇͗̍̆͗̊͌̄͊̇̀̋͒̿̓́͋̋̅̃̐̂́̈́͌̊̀̌̿̄̏̃̍͋̒̉̿͗̇̇̈̋̇͛̂̂̑̑̅̅͛͒̑̂͑̿͐̋̄̈́̋́̍́͊̐͌̃̄͑̂̾͋̈́̽͌͊͑̾̓̾̓̈́̓͋̒͛͛̈́̿̋̊̉̐̄̅͒̅̒̄̉̉̑̀̔̕̕̕͘̕͘̕͘̚͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅ
this post is literally leaking
If I’m ever super rich i will give all of my money to charity EXCEPT however much one of these babies runs for so I can put it in my one bedroom apartment
cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.


















